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Candle.wtf - Soy Wax Candle - 9 Scents

$30.00

These candles are created with the belief that simple things, like candles, can be fun and creative. Made with eco-soy wax and a lead-free, cotton wick, packaged in a quirky recyclable aluminum can. Produced with premium locally sourced fragrance oils. Proudly made in Canada.

  • 70+ hour burn time
  • natural soy wax blend & paraben free fragrance oils
  • uplifts your mood & gets you in "NO BS" zone ;)
  • hand-poured with love in Sunderlan, ON.


"GET YOUR GLOW" (Very Limited Edition) - Brown Sugar, Vanilla & Caramel


Turn on your GLOW-AH!

 

Candle.wtf (Wow, That's Fantastic!) & skoah came together this holiday season in order to bring you quirky, creative candle containing 0% dull and 100% moments of glow! To make this holiday unforgettable, we mixed a glowing combo of sweet brown sugar and soothing vanilla, sprinkled with some caramel chunks,  just for you, so you can turn on the candle & turn on your glow-ah. You're glowing, my friend!

 

"YOU ARE A TREASURE" - Black Raspberry, Vanilla & Vetiver


Not ALL treasure is silver & gold..

 

Much like a diamond, YOU ARE A TREASURE! And, much like you, this candle! Experience the sparkle of dew-drizzled berries nestled in a breath-taking vanilla setting,  illuminated with shimmers of heavenly vetiver.  Get to twinning with this winning, one in a million scent! (You are seriously SO worth it!)

 

"DONUT WORRY" - VANILLA, CINNAMON & MAPLE SYRUP


DONUT Worry - Be Happy...

 Do you believe in Magic? Well, pop open this amazing can of candle, and you soon will! It’s as if we’ve literally stuffed sweet buttery dough, vanilla, marshmallows, cinnamon and maple syrup into a can and put a wick in it. With nothing up our sleeves, How do they DO it? We don’t even know!

 

"DON'T BE DEPRESSO" - COFFEE, VANILLA & CREAM


Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee. 

 You know that sensation of stepping into a coffee shop, and immediately being struck by that ultra-rich, ultra-inviting, unmistakable fresh-brewed coffee aroma? Of course you do. Well, they've managed to put that whole sweet scene into a can with top notes of sugar, caramel, and vanilla. You're welcome!


"HUGS & KISSES" - LAVENDER, VANILLA & HONEY


Miss You! XOXO...

 Get your sniffer set for the lovefest - as delectable berries slow dance with an irresistible bouquet of fresh lavender, violet, vanilla, and honey. We are telling you, this scent is so dang blasted captivating, you'll want to date it. But, we mean. That would be a little weird. Even for you.

 

"FUCK WHAT THEY THINK" - ROSE, CEDAR & MARJORAM


Includes QR code on the lid with meditation  ;)

 Life's too short to give F!CK WHAT THEY THINK!

 They have have joined forces with amazing brand "Namaste AF" from Los Angeles to bring you quirky, creative candles containing zero bullsh*t AND zero toxic positivity. That’s 100% pure candle badassery, plain and simple! Namaste, you lovable f*cks. Namaste!

 

"KARMA IS A BEACH" - PINEAPPLE, COCONUT & TAHITIAN VANILLA


The beach is calling...

 Allow them to bring the tropical vacation to you! They'll provide the pineapple, the coconut, the Tahitian Vanilla, and an imaginary sun lounger. A truly transcending fragrance, that's a heck of a lot cheaper than a plane ticket. 

 

"NAMASTE" - BLACK CURRANT, LEATHER & PATCHOULI


You had me at Namaste...

 Clear your mind and allow the tantalizing black currant, leather, and peaceful patchouli of this candle in a can to calm you to your core. A kindly reminder, you don't have to be limber to be enlightened.

 

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIP" - Lavender, Sandalwood & Apricot


Let That SHIP Go....

 Get ready for a real, “where the smell am I” moment with the first whiff of this ocean-type baddie! The soothing scents of sandalwood, lavender, and musk splashed with juicy apricots, fresh balsam, and ozonic top notes, resulting in this familiar (but far more feisty) fragrance. (Attitude included).

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