THE CATS OF AMERICA ARE UNDER SIEGE!
Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Today's cats must confront liberals, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
But have no fear: the American Association of Patriots is here to prepare you for the difficult conversations you dread of having with your cat. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions, such as
Our country and our cats stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats and America- great again!
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